Brother Malcolm

Come Away With Me

This image reminds me of this image I have in my mind of my dream home. Sure the home here is a lot smaller than the one I imagined, but the scenery is more along the lines of what I’d like for a cottage-like getaway home. The water close by, lots of green. A place [...]

The Importance of the Male Pedicure

Dear Gents, If you’re like me, and read that book years ago that shows Michael Jordan’s corn and callus ridden feet, and used your own frequent sport playing to justify your ugly feet, you like me, need to change. I’m not new to pedicures. On the contrary, my mother insisted I get them when I [...]

If by Runyard Kipling

If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too: If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies, Or being [...]

String Theory

In an earlier post this month, I mentioned my frustration when attempting to send a postcard back home to Canada. I must have deleted the picture of the postcard, but I found the words I typed before writing them on the postcard by hand. Here they are: Strings attached. My Dearest _ovial _lluring _electable _xception*, [...]

Runaway, why don’t you?

So moments after Kanye’s short film Runaway hit the internets, people started chiming in with their opinions. Bruce Willis 80s action movie Kanye fans wasted no time in touting the flick a masterpiece. While the Biggie Smalls Life After Death Disc Two Track 6′s immediately hit the artist with labels the likes of Fag-o-tron and [...]

Foreign Frustrations

When you fly across the globe to spend time in a strange place, for a long or short time, language is always the first barrier you encounter. I had to deal with this frustration in China as well. Naturally, there is an adjustment period where you start to pick up certain words that will help you [...]

MERCY

Scott “Whooligan” Caan, writes and stars in this flick and does a good job at both. You could say that this is a just a modern retelling of the 1970s classic Love Story because (spoiler alert!) of what happens to the female lead character. But it didn’t feel that way to me. To me it felt [...]

Breaking Upwards

    Nothing is forever. Or so they say. Does that making forever, nothing? In the sense that staying together ain’t nuthin? Like there ain’t nothing to it, but to do it? Who knows… This is for lovers of independent, low-budget film. Set in the always scenic New York City, where all great sad romantic [...]

The Truth about Obama’s Presidency, in song.

Class, Class, Class. Ty