Jessica Biel, maybe my biggest star crush (for a white girl) plays a stripper – reason enough to check this one out. What you find though is more than just a great set of tits and an ass that refuses to quit. Instead, you lose your boner rather quickly, as blood rushes back to your heart (figuratively speaking) because of the stellar acting, not only from Biel, but from an all star cast including Ray Liotta, Forest Whttaker, Kris Kristofferson, Lisa Kudrow, Patrick Fucking Swayze, and Sanaa Lathan. Timothy Linh Bui writes and directs a powerful story wherein the characters are taught life lessons by coincidence from total strangers, who end up being the closest thing these people will ever know to family.
A touching film, with a great soundtrack that accentuates the moments meant to be most heartfelt. If you ever loved and lost, and wondered if you’ll ever recover, find hope here, in a story that isn’t all happy, but still somehow leaves you with a tiny smile on your face.
I give this one 3.5 Bo-Ty’s out of 5.
And of course a special Chippendale’s rater for the immortal Patrick Swayze.
That should give you your boner back!